A friend just posted this South Park quote on their Facebook wall: "Let us be abuntantly clear: If you hate life, truly hate the sun and NEED to smoke and drink coffee, you are Goth. If, however, you like dressing in black cuz it's fun, enjoying putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your ( Read more... )

Lilith Lore has a myspace. Why shouldn't she, really? It's not a site I personally favor, but plenty of people still use it, and exposure is good. So when this Richmond-based guy with a bunch of half-naked girls on his "top friends" list sent a friend request to Lilith... I thought, Sure, why not? It's the kind of request I'd absolutely deny ( Read more... )

--Tom Cruise Crazy, Jonathan Coultan

( If you had Tom Cruise's troubles, you might be Tom Cruise Crazy too )

From Over Heard In New York

Dominican guy #1: Yo, there's this new movie coming out about that shit. It's like 300, and I've got a copy. You wanna borrow it?
Dominican guy #2: Yeah. I'm a big history buff.
Dominican guy #1: It's about Caesar, and, like, his magical sword...
Dominican guy #2: Excalibur.
Dominican guy #1: Yeah.

I got this in the mail today. Normally I don't read anything with a subject line that begins "fwd:" but for some reason I took a chance. I'm kind of glad I did. I have no doubt that these are true stories, and they only go to reaffirm my hatred of people ( Read more... )